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and jup, we have a board game
We've all been there. That one day when nothing seems to go your way and it feels like the universe is against you. You're pissed and the tiniest thing can set you off.
Enter Cranky Critters. A super pissed off NFT project with
6,000 programmatically, randomly generated NFTs on the Ethereum blockchain. These Critters have had the worst day and are about to completely flip out.
We’ve built a fun board game that is free to claim for every Cranky Critter NFT holder. Luckily for us the board game isn’t the finish line. It’s just the start, as we aim to build the Cranky Critters brand for years to come.
The Critter NFTs
There's 6 different Critters in this core collection: cat, raccoon, bunny, fox, bee and chicken.
While almost all traits are randomized, background colors are not. Background colors are tied to rarity. It's an easy, visual way to show off rarity and additionally you won't find any critters that are identical, as backgrounds will not count as a randomized trait. We want every Critter to feel unique.









The Board Game
We’ve all had one of those days where nothing goes right!
You start off fine, but pretty soon the tables turn and the world is telling you “haha…not today”. Maybe you lose your wallet and then your keys, and then you drop your phone coming out of the car. Finally at some point you just lose your shit.
Is there a bright side? Well, what makes a shitty day better? Is it the love and warmth of your friends?... Yeah right! It’s seeing someone else having a worse day! It’s like pushing a buddy off a cliff so he can break your fall when you get pushed by someone else. We’ve all been there, right? Right?!
Basically, we've created a funny board game where a lot of things happen that make you crankier and crankier and the goal is to be the last one to flip out. You can screw over other players, cause misery loves company, and try and cheer yourself up a bit while they get even crankier.


BOARD GAME

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Gameplay video
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Prototype
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Claim
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Shipping
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In Stores
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Digital Version
WEB3
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Battle Royale Burn
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Sandbox
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$CRNK shop
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Snapshots

MERCH
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Launch Shop
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Move Shop to Shopify
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Rotating collections
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Limited collectibles
Merch shop is only accessible to people holding a Cranky Critter.

EXPANSIONS
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1st CC expansion
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CC Expansions
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Collab Expansions
Expansions will be tied to NFT drops (needed to claim) with benefits for original CC holders.


Donated over 20k $ to Offsetra to offset 90,405 kilograms of CO2 emissions.
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